Government conracting, explained
Received from a friend today:
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C.; One from Texas another from Tennessee and the third, from Kentucky. They all go with a White House official to examine the fence.
The Tennessee contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. ‘Well’, he says, ‘I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me.’
The Kentucky contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, ‘I can do this job for ! ! $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me.’
The Texas contractor doesn’t measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, ‘$2,700.’
The official, incredulous, whispers back, ‘You didn’t even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?’
The Texas contractor whispers back, ‘$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire that guy from Kentucky to fix the fence.’
‘Done!’ replies the government official.
And that my friends, is how it all works ! ! !
Heh™. Reminds me of that line from the Jodie Foster movie, “Contact.” John Hurt’s character is giving hope to Jodie Foster’s that the project to travel to meet an extraterrestrial intelligence is not dead with the destruction of the first launch platform. Implying there’s another one being built he says, “First rule of government contracting: Why buy one when you can have two at twice the price?“
